Vending machine

[Jplus]

You get domesticated.

I insert a cat.

[Suzaku]

You get given a 'gift' of a dead bird.

I put in a live canary.

[somitomi]

You get firedamp

I insert Glück Auf!

[phillip1882]

you get a copper mine. (had to look that one up)

i insert the 7 dwarves

[Jplus]

You get rich while sleeping.

I insert an expensive bill.

[Suzaku]

You get a giant cheque.

I put in my credit card.

[phillip1882]

you get debt

i insert fiat currency

[Jplus]

You get unwanted attention from your local branch of the mafia.

I insert rags.

[Suzaku]

You get riches.

I insert an 'Eat the Rich' placard.

[phillip1882]

you get questioned by authority

i insert anarchy

[Jplus]

You get a broken fridge on your lawn.

I insert a repair manual (for fridges).

[Suzaku]

You get a badly repaired fridge on your lawn.

I insert a YouTube video of the bad repair process.

[Jplus]

You get a million followers.

I insert Simone Giertz.

[somitomi]

You get Laura Kampf

I insert a 100 year old house

[Jplus]

You get recycled bricks.

I insert dry cement.

[Suzaku]

You get wet cement.

I insert a hunk of concrete.

[Bop]

You get a chewable brick of Styrofoam.

I insert a bottle of expired skin cleanser.

[Jplus]

You get a fresh tube of chemical depilatory.

I insert a bale of short dog hair.

[Suzaku]

You get the smell of wet dog.

I insert an air freshener.

[Jplus]

You get a fresh breeze.

I insert lemon verbena.

[Suzaku]

You get sour verbiage.

I insert lorem ipsum.

[Jplus]

you get a tl;dr

I insert the Microsoft Office "open" document specification

[Suzaku]

You get a zip file masquerading as a word-processing document.

I insert some malformed XML.

[Suzaku]

You get a zip file masquerading as a word-processing document.

I insert some malformed XML.

[Jplus]

You get an infinite loop.

I insert Betty Holberton.