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Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2025 3:02 pm
by phillip1882
you get soft space

i insert money

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2025 9:02 pm
by Jplus
You get a chocolate bar.

I insert more money.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2025 11:55 pm
by somitomi
You get a catchy 7/4 time bassline

I insert even more money

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2025 10:32 pm
by Jplus
You get a ticket for the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York.

I insert a pack of color crayons.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2025 9:18 pm
by Bop
You get janitorial equipment.

I insert my left arm, on accident, when it gets caught in the machine.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2025 12:49 pm
by Suzaku
You get a steam-powered prosthetic arm.

I insert a tea party.

(if anyone's interested in the reference)

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2025 1:45 pm
by phillip1882
you get the mad hatter

i insert wonderland

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2025 10:03 pm
by Jplus
You get a biscuit that would make you shrink.

I insert a bicycle pump.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2025 4:47 am
by Suzaku
You get blown up.

I insert the bomb squad.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2025 5:57 pm
by phillip1882
you get disarmed

i insert jingle bells

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2025 12:14 am
by Jplus
you get earmuffs

I insert a balaclava

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2025 2:56 am
by Suzaku
You get stopped by the police.

I insert a taser.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2025 7:39 pm
by somitomi
You get a maser

I insert a radar

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2025 1:35 am
by Suzaku
You get a sonar.

I put in a nuclear submarine.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2025 1:43 am
by Jplus
You get a periscope, but you can't get it completely out of the machine because it's stuck somewhere.

I insert a crowbar.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2025 9:25 am
by Suzaku
You get my unstuck periscope.

I insert a crow.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2025 6:40 pm
by phillip1882
you get black

i insert Rumpelstiltskin

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2025 9:43 pm
by Jplus
You get a lot of gold thread.

I insert my firstborn child.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2025 10:57 pm
by phillip1882
you get passed over

i insert snow

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2025 10:15 am
by Suzaku
You get moguls.

I insert a media mogul.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Jan 11, 2025 9:02 pm
by Jplus
You get biased information.

I insert Tim Berners-Lee.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2025 2:10 am
by Suzaku
You get the World Wide Web.

I insert Gopher

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2025 8:55 pm
by Jplus
You get a naked mole rat.

I insert estrogen.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2025 9:46 pm
by phillip1882
you get a beautiful woman

i inert a wife

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2025 4:08 am
by Suzaku
You get a husband.

I insert animal husbandry.