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Posted: **Fri Nov 08, 2024 12:18 am**

you can buy anything your heart desires

i insert the home shopping network

Posted: **Fri Nov 08, 2024 11:00 am**

You get a set of steak knives.

I put in a kris.

Posted: **Fri Nov 08, 2024 2:26 pm**

you get a cringle

i insert the vending machine into the vending machine into the vending machine ...

Posted: **Fri Nov 08, 2024 8:06 pm**

You get a stack overflow.

I insert extra RAM.

Posted: **Sat Nov 09, 2024 10:38 am**

You get an extra ewe.

I insert a fleece.

Posted: **Sat Nov 09, 2024 10:44 pm**

You get a woollen blanket.

I insert a bale of camel hair.

Posted: **Sun Nov 10, 2024 7:23 am**

You get a camel-hair coat.

I put in a Gortex^TM jacket.

Posted: **Sun Nov 10, 2024 5:07 pm**

you get comfort

i insert a warm blanket

Posted: **Sun Nov 10, 2024 7:22 pm**

You get fire-proof.

I insert petrol (gasoline for the Americans).

Posted: **Mon Nov 11, 2024 4:28 am**

You get a molotov cocktail.

I put in a fire extinguisher.

Posted: **Mon Nov 11, 2024 11:24 am**

you get wood

i insert a good night sleep

Posted: **Mon Nov 11, 2024 3:52 pm**

You get woken up by the smoke alarm - it's a false alarm.

I insert a red flashing light and siren.

Posted: **Tue Nov 12, 2024 1:08 am**

You get a fine for causing public nuisance.

I insert a disco ball.

Posted: **Tue Nov 12, 2024 9:05 am**

You get Murder on the Dancefloor.

I inseret the Police.

Posted: **Thu Nov 14, 2024 12:11 am**

you get read all over

i insert clean water

Posted: **Thu Nov 14, 2024 8:24 pm**

You get tea.

I insert jasmine flowers.

Vending machine