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Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2024 12:18 am
by phillip1882
you can buy anything your heart desires


i insert the home shopping network

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2024 11:00 am
by Suzaku
You get a set of steak knives.

I put in a kris.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2024 2:26 pm
by phillip1882
you get a cringle

i insert the vending machine into the vending machine into the vending machine ...

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2024 8:06 pm
by Jplus
You get a stack overflow.

I insert extra RAM.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2024 10:38 am
by Suzaku
You get an extra ewe.

I insert a fleece.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2024 10:44 pm
by Jplus
You get a woollen blanket.

I insert a bale of camel hair.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2024 7:23 am
by Suzaku
You get a camel-hair coat.

I put in a GortexTM jacket.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2024 5:07 pm
by phillip1882
you get comfort

i insert a warm blanket

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2024 7:22 pm
by Jplus
You get fire-proof.

I insert petrol (gasoline for the Americans).

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2024 4:28 am
by Suzaku
You get a molotov cocktail.

I put in a fire extinguisher.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2024 11:24 am
by phillip1882
you get wood

i insert a good night sleep

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2024 3:52 pm
by Suzaku
You get woken up by the smoke alarm - it's a false alarm.

I insert a red flashing light and siren.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2024 1:08 am
by Jplus
You get a fine for causing public nuisance.

I insert a disco ball.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2024 9:05 am
by Suzaku
You get Murder on the Dancefloor.

I inseret the Police.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2024 12:11 am
by phillip1882
you get read all over

i insert clean water

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2024 8:24 pm
by Jplus
You get tea.

I insert jasmine flowers.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2024 7:17 am
by Suzaku
You get jasmine tea.

I insert a bowl of petunias.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2024 1:49 pm
by phillip1882
you get a mother's day gift

i insert father's day

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 12:22 am
by Jplus
You get a drawing of a father figure featuring a bathrobe, slippers and a steaming coffee cup, made by a 6-year old.

I insert a new pack of printing paper.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2024 11:59 pm
by phillip1882
you get a novel

i insert the bible

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2024 1:20 pm
by Suzaku
You get a Chick tract.

I insert a roast chicken.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2024 4:38 pm
by Jplus
You get a full stomach.

I insert a chocolate dessert.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2024 2:52 am
by Suzaku
You get a stomach ache.

I put in some antacid pills.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2024 9:26 pm
by Jplus
You get spare carbon dioxide.

I insert an empty aquarium.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2024 1:59 am
by Suzaku
You get a terrarium.

I put in a bearded dragon.