Vending machine

phillip1882 · Post by **phillip1882** » Fri Nov 08, 2024 12:18 am

you can buy anything your heart desires

i insert the home shopping network

Suzaku · Post by **Suzaku** » Fri Nov 08, 2024 11:00 am

You get a set of steak knives.

I put in a kris.

phillip1882 · Post by **phillip1882** » Fri Nov 08, 2024 2:26 pm

you get a cringle

i insert the vending machine into the vending machine into the vending machine ...

Jplus · Post by **Jplus** » Fri Nov 08, 2024 8:06 pm

You get a stack overflow.

I insert extra RAM.

Suzaku · Post by **Suzaku** » Sat Nov 09, 2024 10:38 am

You get an extra ewe.

I insert a fleece.

Jplus · Post by **Jplus** » Sat Nov 09, 2024 10:44 pm

You get a woollen blanket.

I insert a bale of camel hair.

Suzaku · Post by **Suzaku** » Sun Nov 10, 2024 7:23 am

You get a camel-hair coat.

I put in a Gortex^TM jacket.

phillip1882 · Post by **phillip1882** » Sun Nov 10, 2024 5:07 pm

you get comfort

i insert a warm blanket

Jplus · Post by **Jplus** » Sun Nov 10, 2024 7:22 pm

You get fire-proof.

I insert petrol (gasoline for the Americans).

Suzaku · Post by **Suzaku** » Mon Nov 11, 2024 4:28 am

You get a molotov cocktail.

I put in a fire extinguisher.

phillip1882 · Post by **phillip1882** » Mon Nov 11, 2024 11:24 am

you get wood

i insert a good night sleep

Suzaku · Post by **Suzaku** » Mon Nov 11, 2024 3:52 pm

You get woken up by the smoke alarm - it's a false alarm.

I insert a red flashing light and siren.

Jplus · Post by **Jplus** » Tue Nov 12, 2024 1:08 am

You get a fine for causing public nuisance.

I insert a disco ball.

Suzaku · Post by **Suzaku** » Tue Nov 12, 2024 9:05 am

You get Murder on the Dancefloor.

I inseret the Police.

phillip1882 · Post by **phillip1882** » Thu Nov 14, 2024 12:11 am

you get read all over

i insert clean water

Jplus · Post by **Jplus** » Thu Nov 14, 2024 8:24 pm

You get tea.

I insert jasmine flowers.

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