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Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2024 4:25 pm
by phillip1882
you get perfect

i insert a teacher

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2024 8:05 pm
by Jplus
You get tuition.

I insert chalk.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2024 11:19 pm
by phillip1882
you get a black board

i insert God

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2024 4:45 am
by Suzaku
You get smitten.

I put in a thunderbolt.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2024 12:48 pm
by phillip1882
you get very frightening

i insert sex

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2024 2:58 pm
by Suzaku
You get asked, "was it good?"

I insert a marchlander peasant.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2024 12:54 am
by Jplus
You get daily pig jokes.

I insert Eddie Izzard.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2024 2:08 pm
by phillip1882
you get comedy

i insert Mozart

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2024 3:06 pm
by Suzaku
You get serenaded.

I inset a cannonade.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2024 10:09 pm
by Jplus
You get tinnitus.

I insert earplugs.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2024 12:59 pm
by phillip1882
you get deaf

i insert baseball

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2024 10:09 pm
by Jplus
You get an audience.

I insert 100 cubic meters of beer.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2024 6:37 pm
by phillip1882
you get very drunk

i insert an alcoholic

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2024 9:08 pm
by Jplus
You get more traffic fines than usual.

I insert I large plate of freshly fried croquettes.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2024 12:02 pm
by phillip1882
you get a meal

i insert abstract art

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2024 11:40 pm
by Jplus
We get distracted.

I insert more abstract art.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2024 10:14 am
by Suzaku
You get splattered with paint.

I insert paint stripper.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2024 8:53 pm
by Jplus
You get half-dissolved wire jackets.

I insert new wires.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2024 11:39 pm
by phillip1882
you get wireworld

i insert bad math

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2024 8:58 pm
by Jplus
You get a proof that 1 is equal to 2.

I insert Agda.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2024 3:27 am
by Suzaku
You get Ada.

I insert a provably correct program.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2024 9:01 pm
by phillip1882
you get an operating system

i insert ubuntu

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2024 2:39 am
by hamscrat
You get Debian

I insert a miniature vending machine

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2024 2:33 pm
by phillip1882
you get small items

i insert a wish

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2024 8:58 pm
by Jplus
You get your wish granted, and an invoice.

I insert cash money (hoping to launder it).