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Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2024 10:53 pm
by phillip1882
you get a sink wash

i insert a bathroom

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2024 6:58 pm
by Jplus
You get a sticky floor.

I insert soap.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2024 7:58 pm
by phillip1882
you get clean

i insert the 5th dimension

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2024 6:58 pm
by chridd
You get a penteract.

I insert a tesseract.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2024 1:06 pm
by phillip1882
you get the movie the cube

i insert chess

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2024 4:03 pm
by Suzaku
You get shōgi.

I put in igo.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2024 10:43 pm
by phillip1882
you get to be immortal

i insert a deck of cards

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2024 4:03 am
by Suzaku
You get a CSPRNG.

I insert a steel spring.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2024 8:34 pm
by phillip1882
you get the slinky

i insert bad breath

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2024 9:50 pm
by Jplus
you get a scary dentist

I insert an antipsychotic

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2024 8:35 am
by Sean Quixote
You get a professional psychosis.

I insert the hermeneutics of suspicion.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2024 7:33 pm
by Jplus
You get a fusion of horizons.

I insert two small black holes.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Oct 19, 2024 9:55 am
by Suzaku
You get tiny gravity waves.

I put in a gluon.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sat Oct 19, 2024 6:21 pm
by Jplus
You get a surplus of quarks.

I insert the sucking end of a vacuum cleaner.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2024 3:39 am
by Suzaku
You get the blowing end of a leaf blower.

I insert an RFID tag.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2024 9:04 pm
by Jplus
You get a new key for your bicycle shed.

I insert a manual pump for bicycle tires.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2024 8:40 am
by Suzaku
You get a chain pump for bilge water.

I put in some bilge water.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2024 6:17 pm
by Jplus
You get oil-eating bacteria.

I insert sugar-eating bacteria.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2024 1:06 am
by Suzaku
You get an upset stomach.

I put in a probiotic drink.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2024 8:36 pm
by Jplus
You get a happy stomach.

I insert a bungee jumping cord.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2024 1:08 am
by Suzaku
You get the thrill of a lifetime.

I insert a ski lift.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2024 11:38 pm
by Jplus
You get lots of skis.

I insert nails.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2024 8:42 am
by Suzaku
You get a hammer.

I insert MC Hammer.

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2024 12:41 pm
by phillip1882
you get not touched

i insert weird al yankovic

Re: Vending machine

Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2024 1:05 am
by Suzaku
You get parodied.

I insert a paragon.