Vending machine

[phillip1882]

you get a sink wash

i insert a bathroom

[Jplus]

You get a sticky floor.

I insert soap.

[phillip1882]

you get clean

i insert the 5th dimension

[chridd]

You get a penteract.

I insert a tesseract.

[phillip1882]

you get the movie the cube

i insert chess

[Suzaku]

You get shōgi.

I put in igo.

[phillip1882]

you get to be immortal

i insert a deck of cards

[Suzaku]

You get a CSPRNG.

I insert a steel spring.

[phillip1882]

you get the slinky

i insert bad breath

[Jplus]

you get a scary dentist

I insert an antipsychotic

[Sean Quixote]

You get a professional psychosis.

I insert the hermeneutics of suspicion.

[Jplus]

You get a fusion of horizons.

I insert two small black holes.

[Suzaku]

You get tiny gravity waves.

I put in a gluon.

[Jplus]

You get a surplus of quarks.

I insert the sucking end of a vacuum cleaner.

[Suzaku]

You get the blowing end of a leaf blower.

I insert an RFID tag.

[Jplus]

You get a new key for your bicycle shed.

I insert a manual pump for bicycle tires.

[Suzaku]

You get a chain pump for bilge water.

I put in some bilge water.

[Jplus]

You get oil-eating bacteria.

I insert sugar-eating bacteria.

[Suzaku]

You get an upset stomach.

I put in a probiotic drink.

[Jplus]

You get a happy stomach.

I insert a bungee jumping cord.

[Suzaku]

You get the thrill of a lifetime.

I insert a ski lift.

[Jplus]

You get lots of skis.

I insert nails.

[Suzaku]

You get a hammer.

I insert MC Hammer.

[phillip1882]

you get not touched

i insert weird al yankovic

[Suzaku]

You get parodied.

I insert a paragon.