Vending machine

[Jplus]

You get friction.

I insert teflon.

[somitomi]

You get an old tradie saying oakum is better for sealing pipe fittings

I insert country wisdom

[Suzaku]

You get a folk superstition.

I put in a tall tale.

[Jplus]

You get a tall bill.

I insert 1 million Icelandic crown.

[phillip1882]

you get ragnar of the vikings

i insert civilization 4

[Suzaku]

You get Apocalypse, Now.

I insert some very loud music by Wagner.

[phillip1882]

you get deafening silence

i insert the python programming language

[Jplus]

You get Codon.

I insert Piet

[Suzaku]

You get peat.

I put in a bog.

[phillip1882]

you wonder aimlessly

i insert dungeons and dragons

[Jplus]

You get chains and swords

I insert a troll

[Suzaku]

You get three billy goats.

I insert Old MacDonald (the one who had a farm).

[Freddino18]

You get eliminated in the first round of the spelling bee.

I inert a tile floor

[Suzaku]

You get a tiled roof.

I insert a solar panel.

[phillip1882]

you get electricity

i insert a magnet

[Jplus]

You get a 500 internal server error.

I insert a mechanic.

[Suzaku]

You get a long indrawn breath and a comment about how much that's going to cost you.

I insert a cheque book.

[phillip1882]

you get double booking accounting

i insert monopoly

[Suzaku]

You get investigated by the EU Anti-trust Commission.

I insert a good defense lawyer.

[somitomi]

You get an offense attorney

I insert a jury of my peers

[Jplus]

You get audited.

I insert a big box of chocolate.

[Suzaku]

You get a Spring Surprise.

I put in an autumn leaf.

[phillip1882]

you get the leaves changing color

i insert an advertisement

[Jplus]

You get an ad blocker.

I insert a donation.

[somitomi]

You get the stuff that isn't good enough to be free

I insert a sync clap