Vending machine

[phillip1882]

you get fish

i insert shrimp

[Suzaku]

You get prawns.

I insert a barbie.

[Freddino18]

You get a Ken.

I insert a pair of doll-sized swim trunks.

[Jplus]

You get a wetsuit for an African bush elephant bull.

I insert a mouse.

[phillip1882]

you get a keyboard

i insert qwerty

[Freddino18]

You get dvorak

I insert ulcer medicine

[Suzaku]

You get a bunch of dead Helicobacter pylori.

I insert a helicopter.

[Jplus]

You get an autogyro.

I insert kerosene.

[phillip1882]

you get the whales saved

i insert green peace

[Jplus]

You get a ram (i.e. a boat used to ram other ships).

I insert an inflatable life raft.

[phillip1882]

you get to live

i insert fast food

[Suzaku]

You get a slow cooker.

I insert a wok.

[Jplus]

You get an induction stove.

I insert a copper coin.

[phillip1882]

you get a penny

i insert a dollar bill

[Jplus]

you get cocaine

I insert a small mirror

[Freddino18]

You get a dental pick

I insert a pair of forceps

[phillip1882]

you get forks

i insert a knife

[Suzaku]

You get a dagger.

I put in a scramasax.

[ratammer]

You get a saxomaphone.

I put in garlic bread.

[Jplus]

You get a mint.

I insert menthol.

[Suzaku]

You get methylated spirits.

I insert high spirits.

[Jplus]

You get optimism.

I insert serotonin.

[Suzaku]

You get serotoxin.

I put in a brown cow.

[Jplus]

You get an oversized flower necklace.

I insert a furry black bull.

[phillip1882]

you get a fur coat

i insert inertia