Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2022 12:10 am
we all could
i make ratammer president
i make ratammer president
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Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2022 6:40 am
I pass a law that says I love you all.
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2022 11:10 pm
how about passing a law that makes everyone smarter?
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2022 11:21 pm
I only have so much power.
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 8:35 pm
yeah its hard to fix stupid
i give ratammer one of Shakespeare's works
i give ratammer one of Shakespeare's works
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 8:53 pm
I gnaw on the edge of a page.
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2022 3:05 pm
i give ratammer a new car
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2022 8:32 pm
I win an illegal street race.
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2022 8:43 pm
i give ratammer a loan for how however much he wants.
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2022 10:32 pm
Infinity pounds! 
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2022 12:12 am
remember, loan means pay back
I treat ratammer to a diner
I treat ratammer to a diner
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2022 12:27 am
I order my steak blue (rarer than rare).
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2022 3:05 am
∞ - anything = ∞, which means that no matter how much of the infinite loan you spend, you always have enough to pay it back
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2022 11:30 am
Exactly!
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2022 3:01 pm
i give ratammer grapes
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2022 7:39 pm
I spend a while eating a single one. They're big for a rat!
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2022 12:02 am
i give ratammer a penny for his thoughts
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2022 12:05 am
I give phillip the thought of using more varied pronouns for me.
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2022 2:39 pm
i give ratammer medicine for any ailment she might have
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2022 6:54 pm
I thank phillip for the help. <3
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2022 8:44 pm
I give ratammer a warm bed and a bowl of chicken noodle soup.
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2022 9:10 pm
Thank you.Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2022 9:47 pm
i show ratammer music that sooths the soul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWLVBP3VrO4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWLVBP3VrO4
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2022 10:02 pm
That's a lot of music! Thank you!
Re: you cannot harm ratammer
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2022 10:40 pm
i give ratammer french fries