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^ likes Disney land
> has never been outside the u.s.
v knows a good chess opening

^ should travel more

> doesn't play chess, has never been to the US, should travel more

v should travel more

^ loves to be kissed
> not currently in a relationship
v has never married

^ would love to be kissed by a rat?
> has never been in a relationship
v has had a pet rodent

^ used to be a bird
> has had a pet rodent if hamsters count
v has had a pet cat

^ has had a pet rodent because hamsters are rodents
> has never had a pet
v has never been on a plane

^ is fairly easy going
> has been on several planes
v likes to be hugged

^ can hug me any time
> is stinky, and anyone who hugs her risks becoming stinky
v needs a shower

^ needs love
> defiantly needs a shower
v needs to do the laundry

^ Is very stinky and unruly
> Also needs to clean his room
v Has an organized room

^ thinks way too much of me
> needs to reorganise her room
v is Fred again

^ is no longer Flicky
> way too predictable
v tries to be unpredictable

ʌ didn't see this coming

> knew he's gonna wake up way too late

v can see the future in dreams

^ lives for fun
> knows too much
v enjoys board games

^ doesn't know everything about me
> rarely plays board games
v knows something unexpected about me

^ Is slightly less likely to wear pants on Tuesdays
> Wears the same pair of pants many days in a row
v Needs more pants

^ is probably using the American definition of pants
> will be wearing them every weekday pretty soon, when she's back to work, but doesn't need any new ones
v is wearing a skirt

ʌ isn't wearing pants (in the British sense, whichever that is) right now apparently

> has never worn a skirt, but does wonder what it's like

v will not work on Monday

^ didn't realise I was following Fred's lead in using the American definition (the British one is underwear)

> also hasn't worn a skirt but would if she was braver, and won't work on Monday as it's a bank holiday here

v has something they urgently need to do before 2023 begins

^ no
> yes
v maybe?

^ gets kudos for the not duck thread, for not yet posting duck
> also hasn't posted duck
v probably won't post duck

^ is a good contributor to the duck thread
> would never post duck
v likes to order duck from a Chinese

^ Prefers chicken
> Prefers pork
v Prefers beef

^ likes meat
> likes pork best actually!
v is a vegetarian

^ needs a good night sleep
> used to be vegetarian, but eating meat doesn't bother me anymore.
v gives to charity regularly