Vending machine

[chridd]

You get "Flickbot is my partner."

I put in Dummy

[ratammer]

You get ""Alden Ehrenreich confirmed".

I put in the previous page of this thread.

[somitomi]

You get the next page of "Thread Necromancy"

I put in the old xkcd forums

[chridd]

You get an error message.

I put in an error message.

[ratammer]

You get a bug report.

I put in .

[quasijem]

You get GGGAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY

I put in bisexuality

[ratammer]

You get me! <3

I put in asexuality.

[quasijem]

You get me! <3

I put in anachrosexuality.

[ratammer]

You get the realisation that you're not supposed to know about that term yet.

I put in a ring binder.

[quasijem]

You get someone wearing a ring and a binder.

I put in some table.

[ratammer]

You get some tabbouleh.

I put in a headmate.

[heuristically_alone]

You get Artificial Intelligence.

I put in Mindy.

[ratammer]

You get a hivemind(y).

I put in a lost episode of Doctor Who.

[somitomi]

You get a Star Wars Special Edition

I put in a Betamax VCR

[ratammer]

You get DVD special features.

I put in a sepia-toned photograph.

[marionic]

You get the same photo but with inverted colours.

I put in Jigglypuff.

[ratammer]

You get an Igglybuff egg.

I put in the Discworld.

[marionic]

You get Giant Star Turtle soup.

I put in my bottom dollar.

[ratammer]

You get Mr Krabs' first dollar.

I put in a machine gun.

[marionic]

You get a machine that builds guns.

I put in literacy.

[ratammer]

You get an empty bookshelf.

I put in a magic wand.

[marionic]

You get a note saying that the wand was never magic - the magic was inside you all along!

I put in a wedding ring.

[ratammer]

You get married to the vending machine.

I put in Queen Elizabeth I.

[heuristically_alone]

You get Queen Elizabeth II.

I put in a cookie.

[ratammer]

You get to stay logged in on this website.

I put in a bald cap.