The Faux Pas Game

[The Snide Sniper]

I think this might be the first new forum game on this forum, unless Mornington Crescent wasn't from the old forums (I don't quite remember).

The previous post will contain a seemingly-innocent question, and you need to think of a situation in which it would not be appropriate to ask that question. Then you think of your own "innocent" question. For example, if the previous post asked, "What is your name?", you could respond like this:

Daryll, we've been married for three years!

What's your order?

I'll start: Is that your dog?

[ratammer]

On my plate and covered in gravy? What do you think?

I think this might be the first new forum game on this forum, unless Mornington Crescent wasn't from the old forums (I don't quite remember).

Mornington was on there, yes.

Would anyone like some tea?

[somitomi]

Sir, we're the Sons of Liberty and we seize the cargo of this ship in the name of America! Throw it overboard, boys!

Alternatively

"Arthur, the ship's computer is down and two missiles are heading for us!"

But I've made a lot of Hitchhiker's Guide references lately

(that's a hidden spoiler)

May I have this dance?

[heuristically_alone]

In the middle of my midterm exam?

What is your favorite color?

[The Snide Sniper]

What does this have to do with the murder?

Can I get a medium soda with that?

[marionic]

On second thoughts I'll cut the umbilical cord.

Does she bite?

[orangedragonfire]

You really should have thought to ask that before the wedding.

How's the weather?

[quasijem]

We've been snowed in for three days, Nipun. You know the damn answer.

Are you coming to Jeff's party on Saturday?

[The Snide Sniper]

What, in my hospital bed?

Does the cheeseburger come with fries?

[somitomi]

Tiffany, this is a Michelin-star restaurant...

Do you have change for a tenner?

[quasijem]

...I'm homeless, ma'am.

What's your favourite song?

[orangedragonfire]

How dare you make me choose between all the wonderful songs out there!

May I have your name?

[somitomi]

What the hell, dude, is this your first drug deal?

How much for the blue one?

[rosewinsall]

That is a bag of skittles!

Do you like my new hair?

[quasijem]

Maybe save that question for when my parents aren't in the room, lovie?

How do you beat this boss?

[somitomi]

See, Richard, this is exactly why I think HR mediation is a waste of time here.

How's the soup?

[heuristically_alone]

What a weird question to ask a newborn.

What song is that?

[somitomi]

Mr. President, it is customary to sing the national anthem on these occasions.

Where you've been, man?

[marionic]

Don't you remember the trial?!

What's the deal with airline food?

[heuristically_alone]

This is a military submarine.

When was the last time you bathed?

[quasijem]

Five minutes ago when you pushed me in.

Do you know how to paper a wall?

[heuristically_alone]

In the middle of the forest?

What time is it?

[ratammer]

Hey! You just messed up the countdown to the New Year!

Will you marry me?

[heuristically_alone]

I'm your babysitter.

Are you full?

[quasijem]

*gargling noises from being force-fed mashed brussel sprouts*

Can I borrow your penknife?