Longest time as the last post

[chridd]

*gives it back*

*takes your nose instead*

[ratammer]

Ow!

[chridd]

(turns out it's not actually your nose, just my thumb)

[ratammer]

Phew.

[chridd]

Night

[ratammer]

Noon.

[chridd]

Morn.

[ratammer]

Eve.

[chridd]

It's tomorrow eve!

[ratammer]

No, it's today, and don't call me Eve.

[chridd]

Sorry.
It's yesterday adam.

[ratammer]

Damn!

[chridd]

It's today [insert nonbinary equivalent of Adam and Eve here]

[ratammer]

God?

[chridd]

Is God nonbinary?

[ratammer]

I believe the official position is that God is neither male nor female.

[heuristically_alone]

Glad to hear you believe in something

[chridd]

Official according to whom?

[ratammer]

Multiple Churches seem to hold that position.

[chridd]

meow

[ratammer]

*squeak*

[chridd]

(God: something that's famous for everyone believing one central authority's official position, with no one splitting off into different factions that hate each other and fight wars. Also something that's famous for everyone who believes in them being fully accepting of nonbinariness and never believing in strict patriarchal gender roles.)

[ratammer]

Night.

[chridd]

Day.

[ratammer]

Gay.