Vending machine

[somitomi]

Put something in and the next person will tell you what you get and then in turm, put something else in the machine.
For example:

I put in "tea"

You get a liquid almost, but not entirely unlike tea

I put in....

and so on.

I put in a new thread

[ratammer]

You get an empty reel.

I put in the link to the Forum Games Discord.

[marionic]

You get strange new members.

I put in a portal gun.

[ratammer]

You get a malfunctioning AI.

I put in Putin.

[somitomi]

You get yogurt.

I put in a compact cassette

[ratammer]

You get a record player with unspooled tape all over it. Someone clearly tried to do something very wrong here.

I put in a bowler hat.

[The Snide Sniper]

You get a necktie.

I put in a banhammer.

[ratammer]

You get a burn hammer.



I put in a haiku.

[somitomi]

You get a limerick

I put in a dime

[marionic]

You get a dollar.

I put in a Viennese whirl.

[ratammer]

You get a Viennese waltz.

I put in a rat.

[quasijem]

You get a bat.

I put in a skit.

[chridd]

You get out a skirt.

I put in enough money to buy a bag of chips.

[heuristically_alone]

You get chips without a bag.

I put in my hopes and dreams.

[ratammer]

You get a new goal: escort the governor to the next town while protecting him from bandits.

I put in the butterfly from chridd's avatar.

[marionic]

You get a bug in the machine.

I put in some shotgun shells.

[ratammer]

You get some shot gunshells. Poor things...

I put in pronouns.

[chridd]

You get out nouns.

I put in proverbs.

[ratammer]

You get wisdom.

I put in a MIDI file.

[chridd]

You get out some sheet music.

I put in an audio file.

[ratammer]

You get an eerily realistic video of yourself singing along to the file.

I put in an Any key.

[somitomi]

You get a Meta key

I put in a blown fuse

[heuristically_alone]

You get a brand new pipe.

I put in a plumber.

[ratammer]

You get a princess.

I put in a style guide.

[heuristically_alone]

You get a nature guide.

I put in a magazine.