Vending machine

[phillip1882]

you can buy anything your heart desires


i insert the home shopping network

[Suzaku]

You get a set of steak knives.

I put in a kris.

[phillip1882]

you get a cringle

i insert the vending machine into the vending machine into the vending machine ...

[Jplus]

You get a stack overflow.

I insert extra RAM.

[Suzaku]

You get an extra ewe.

I insert a fleece.

[Jplus]

You get a woollen blanket.

I insert a bale of camel hair.

[Suzaku]

You get a camel-hair coat.

I put in a Gortex^TM jacket.

[phillip1882]

you get comfort

i insert a warm blanket

[Jplus]

You get fire-proof.

I insert petrol (gasoline for the Americans).

[Suzaku]

You get a molotov cocktail.

I put in a fire extinguisher.

[phillip1882]

you get wood

i insert a good night sleep

[Suzaku]

You get woken up by the smoke alarm - it's a false alarm.

I insert a red flashing light and siren.

[Jplus]

You get a fine for causing public nuisance.

I insert a disco ball.

[Suzaku]

You get Murder on the Dancefloor.

I inseret the Police.

[phillip1882]

you get read all over

i insert clean water

[Jplus]

You get tea.

I insert jasmine flowers.

[Suzaku]

You get jasmine tea.

I insert a bowl of petunias.

[phillip1882]

you get a mother's day gift

i insert father's day

[Jplus]

You get a drawing of a father figure featuring a bathrobe, slippers and a steaming coffee cup, made by a 6-year old.

I insert a new pack of printing paper.

[phillip1882]

you get a novel

i insert the bible

[Suzaku]

You get a Chick tract.

I insert a roast chicken.

[Jplus]

You get a full stomach.

I insert a chocolate dessert.

[Suzaku]

You get a stomach ache.

I put in some antacid pills.

[Jplus]

You get spare carbon dioxide.

I insert an empty aquarium.

[Suzaku]

You get a terrarium.

I put in a bearded dragon.