Famous Last Words

[Suzaku]

Another game from the old forums, originally posted by Zohar.

First poster says something.
Next poster turns that into famous last words by killing the previous poster, then says something.
Repeat

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E.G.

Hey, this apple tastes funny!

Died from eating Snow White's apple.

What's that thing up in the sky?

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Ironic, funny deaths appreciated.

I'll start:

Now, where did I put my car keys?

[heuristically_alone]

A spy being chased by an assassin.

Wow it is getting hot.

[Suzaku]

Thermostat in the sauna was broken...

It's not that big.

[somitomi]

the stuntbiker said, looking at the crocodile pit.

Sorry, what time is it?

[The Snide Sniper]

10 seconds before the bomb is set to go off.

Excuse me, do you know where the flour is?

[quasijem]

Flour can't be used to extinguish a fire.

Where's the nearest USB socket?

[Suzaku]

Missed the call warning about the hitman, because of a dead phone.

I'd rather not talk about it.

[The Snide Sniper]

Hiding symptoms of a zombie infection.

Now now, let's not get ahead of ourselves here.

[chridd]

Stabbed in the back while time traveling by our past selves.

*yawn* Good morning

[Suzaku]

Summarily executed for being 4 hours late to morning inspection.

Hmm. Tastes like chicken.

[osieorb18]

Got a prion disease from eating human flesh.

Bork bork bork.

[Sean Quixote]

Gets murdered by Beaker, because you (probably accidentally) insulted his friend.


Is that numberwang?