Vending machine

[phillip1882]

you get perfect

i insert a teacher

[Jplus]

You get tuition.

I insert chalk.

[phillip1882]

you get a black board

i insert God

[Suzaku]

You get smitten.

I put in a thunderbolt.

[phillip1882]

you get very frightening

i insert sex

[Suzaku]

You get asked, "was it good?"

I insert a marchlander peasant.

[Jplus]

You get daily pig jokes.

I insert Eddie Izzard.

[phillip1882]

you get comedy

i insert Mozart

[Suzaku]

You get serenaded.

I inset a cannonade.

[Jplus]

You get tinnitus.

I insert earplugs.

[phillip1882]

you get deaf

i insert baseball

[Jplus]

You get an audience.

I insert 100 cubic meters of beer.

[phillip1882]

you get very drunk

i insert an alcoholic

[Jplus]

You get more traffic fines than usual.

I insert I large plate of freshly fried croquettes.

[phillip1882]

you get a meal

i insert abstract art

[Jplus]

We get distracted.

I insert more abstract art.

[Suzaku]

You get splattered with paint.

I insert paint stripper.

[Jplus]

You get half-dissolved wire jackets.

I insert new wires.

[phillip1882]

you get wireworld

i insert bad math

[Jplus]

You get a proof that 1 is equal to 2.

I insert Agda.

[Suzaku]

You get Ada.

I insert a provably correct program.

[phillip1882]

you get an operating system

i insert ubuntu

[hamscrat]

You get Debian

I insert a miniature vending machine

[phillip1882]

you get small items

i insert a wish

[Jplus]

You get your wish granted, and an invoice.

I insert cash money (hoping to launder it).