Vending machine

[The Snide Sniper]

The vending machine turns pink.

I put in the save button.

[quasijem]

You get an error due to lacking storage space.

I put in a time panda.

[LingEarth]

You get a time machine.

I put in quasijem's avatar.

[quasijem]

You get... get... huh, I can't tell what it is. Oh well.

I put in the mysterious blob.

[ratammer]

You get De Blob.

I put in a fire spell.

[somitomi]

You get F, I, R and E

I put in a water curse.

[ratammer]

You get a water- FUCK!

I put in IRC.

[quasijem]

You get an Incredibly Reliable aCronymn.

I put in a glass of onion juice.

[ratammer]

You get a glass of ogre juice.

I put in a Julian calendar.

[somitomi]

You get King Julien of Madagascar

I put in the Aztec Calendar Stone*

*Not Actually a Calendar

[quasijem]

You get an Ancient Stone Calendar With Weirdly Precise Engravings.

I put in a fractal pebble.

[Suzaku]

You get crazy paving.

I put in a retaining wall.

[ratammer]

You get a barrier reef.

I put in an AI-generated movie script.

[Suzaku]

You get a really bad film.

I put in a really good film.

[ratammer]

You get a lot more budget for your next film, which you proceed to waste.

I put in a scanner/printer.

[somitomi]

You get an error message saying you can't scan because the print head isn't working.

I put in an installation wizard

[The Snide Sniper]

You get Gandalf the Green.

I put in a can of soda.

[ratammer]

You get gassy.

I put in fireworks.

[Suzaku]

You get a nice explosion.

I put in a prompt critical mass of ²³⁹Plutonium

[LingEarth]

You get a not-so-nice explosion.

I put in the old forum.

[ratammer]

You get the old Randall.

I put in a goddess.

[The Snide Sniper]

You get a bottle of "Aqua" brand water.

I put in the incompleteness theorem.

[ratammer]

You ge

I put in the Snide Sniper.

[somitomi]

You get the Pied Typer

I insert the new forum

[ratammer]

You get your memories of the old forum.

I put in a detective.