Vending machine

[Freddino18]

You get seven buckets of sand

I insert absurdism

[Suzaku]

You get Bozo the Clown.

I insert a famous Carl Sagan quote.

[phillip1882]

you get the pale blue dot

i insert nano technology

[Suzaku]

You get a picometer of gold wire.

I insert the rest of the roll of gold wire.

[Freddino18]

You get a magical lyre

I insert an adhesive that melts at approximately 63 C

[Jplus]

You get the flap that would normally cover the opening from which we take the things that come out of the vending machine.

I insert a new flap at the feeding end of the machine.

[Freddino18]

You get a grease stain on your shirt.

I insert a load of laundry.

[Suzaku]

You get a load of clean laundry - now get folding.

I insert an andiron.

[chridd]

You get an oriron

I insert iron ore

[phillip1882]

you get a sword

i insert Excalibur

[Suzaku]

You get a magical scabard.

I insert the lady in the lake.

[phillip1882]

you get a river

i insert the three gorges dam

[Jplus]

You get gigawatts of power

I insert a rechargeable battery

[Freddino18]

You get hot exhaust gasses

I insert a liquid metal rocket

[phillip1882]

you get mercury

i insert magnesium

[Suzaku]

You get magnetism.

I insert a neodymium magnet.

[Jplus]

you get a tangle of scythes, axes, saws, needles and kitchen knives

I insert chainmail

[phillip1882]

you get a chain gang

i insert bob ross

[Suzaku]

You get a happy little tree.

I insert a black-hearted old willow.

[Jplus]

you get luxuriant tufts of moss

I insert ferns

[phillip1882]

you get marijuana

i insert a plane

[Freddino18]

You get snakes

I insert a pile of luggage

[Jplus]

you get a bunch of cloakroom tickets

I insert my old office coffee card

[phillip1882]

you get free coffee

i insert good genie

[Jplus]

you get three wishes, no strings attached

I insert a new pair of shoe laces