Vending machine

[phillip1882]

you get a 30 min show

i insert a paragraph

[chridd]

You get a poem.

I insert the number shown at the bottom of the screen in the ad break.

[phillip1882]

you get counted

i insert binary arithmetic

[Jplus]

You get a relaxed brain but a strained wrist.

I insert a slide rule

[phillip1882]

you get math

i inert a programmer

[Jplus]

You get one algorithm for free

I insert a programming coupon

[phillip1882]

you get 30% off your next application

i insert batman

[Jplus]

You get Robin

I insert a European robin

[phillip1882]

you get an african swallow

i insert clean energy

[Jplus]

you get dirty money

I insert laundry detergent

[Freddino18]

You get a sudsy volcano.

I insert a scientist with a bad back.

[phillip1882]

you get a back cracker

i insert a 100$ bill

[Freddino18]

You get William Dollar.

I insert an empty soda can.

[phillip1882]

you get recycled

i insert a top selling book

[Freddino18]

you get a bookseller that tops.

I insert a big fan.

[chridd]

You get cool.

I insert shades.

[Freddino18]

You get a deal

I insert a /bin edit

[Jplus]

you get root access

I insert the 9 protocol

[Freddino18]

You get dressed to the nines

I insert an arm and some teeth

[phillip1882]

you get a gun

i insert a machine

[Jplus]

you get a salesperson

I insert a spam filter

[Freddino18]

You hear something land in the wastebasket nearby.

I insert a microwaveable dinner.

[Suzaku]

You get a burnt tongue.

I put in a glass of nice whisky.

[Freddino18]

You get a shot of peanut butter

I insert a broken drawer

[Suzaku]

You get a broke artist.

I insert an art auction.