2970: "Meteor Shower PSA"

[ratammer]

Title text: If you hold the meteor too long, it may imprint on you and form a contact binary, making reintroduction to space difficult.

Don't throw it, or it will orbit all the way around the planet and hit you in the back of the head.

[somitomi]

Did you know that if you hold a meteor to your ear, you can hear the sound of space?