Vending machine

[Suzaku]

You get a lovely rosehip tea.

I insert green coffee beans.

[Jplus]

you get an industrial fluidized bed coffee roaster

I insert machine lubricant

[Sean Quixote]

The machine gives you a nod of approval. A couple months later, your action is reviewed positively in the ASME Journal of Tribology.


I put Solomon Grundy into the machine.

[phillip1882]

you get the hulk

i insert doom and gloom

[Jplus]

you get a disorganized band of nihilists

I insert Walter Sobchak (from The big Lebowski)

[somitomi]

You get a travesty, man

I insert a rug

[Jplus]

you get a better rug in return

I insert a Roomba

[Freddino18]

You get a sick beat

I insert a beat stick

[phillip1882]

you get a drum

i insert a rock 'n roll band

[Jplus]

you get a yellow submarine

I insert a rubber duck

[Freddino18]

You get a cardboard box. A boxen.

I insert the "I before E" rule.

[LingEarth]

You get the word "weird".

I insert an overdue library book.

[phillip1882]

you get a small fine

i insert supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

[Freddino18]

You get Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar

I insert Panglacial Wurm

(will edit and check if I spelled that right after posting)

Edit: I got it right!

[phillip1882]

you get the magic the gathering library

i insert rummy

[Freddino18]

You get a whiskey sour

I insert a lemonade stand

[Suzaku]

You get lemons.

I put in limes.

[phillip1882]

you get fruit

i insert coffee

[Suzaku]

You get tea.

I put in a tea bag.

[phillip1882]

you get a drink

i insert Kentucky Fried Chicken

[Freddino18]

You get Albuquerque Boiled Turkey

I insert a ring

[phillip1882]

you get married

i insert myself

[Freddino18]

You get a self-insert OC

I insert a reuseable heat pack

[phillip1882]

you get muscle relaxion

i insert the time of day

[ratammer]

You get the four seasons.

I insert an ad break.