Vending machine

[phillip1882]

you get a reward for lost teeth

i insert peter pan

[Suzaku]

You get eternal youth.

I put in Captain Hook's hook.

[phillip1882]

you get a ticking crocodile

i insert new paste

[Freddino18]

You lose your jaw and get a Dodge Charger

I insert a soundtrack

[phillip1882]

you get music

i insert the speed of light

[Jplus]

You get a voucher for Alpha Centauri.

I insert all my gift cards (which look bleak compared to yours).

[phillip1882]

you get presents

i insert christmas

[Jplus]

You get Santa Claws (from Simon's Cat).

I insert cat fur.

[phillip1882]

you get petted

i insert a pet

[Jplus]

You get your pet back (vending machine does not accept pets).

I insert a photograph of a pet.

[Suzaku]

You get an instagram following

I insert X (formerly Twitter)

[Freddino18]

You get Ƭ̵̬̊ (closest encoding I can find for The Love Symbol)

I insert the Fresh Prince

[phillip1882]

you get bellair

i insert a city

[Jplus]

you get a kingdom

I insert a crown

[Suzaku]

You get a coronet.

I insert a cornet.

[phillip1882]

you get a comet

i insert the space bar

[somitomi]

you get the cosmos buffet

I insert the Restaurant at the End of the Universe

[phillip1882]

you get 42

i insert prime numbers

[Jplus]

you get RSA private keys

I insert Bruce Schneier

[phillip1882]

you get a hacker

i insert science

[Jplus]

you get theories

I insert an egg that was painted by my nephew

[phillip1882]

you get green eggs and ham

i insert happiness

[Jplus]

you get much rejoicement

I insert castanets

[Suzaku]

You get flamenco dancers.

I insert tango dancers.

[Jplus]

you get a red rose

I insert a handful of ripe rosehips