Vending machine

[phillip1882]

you get a closer look

i insert a washing machine

[Suzaku]

You get a clean load of laundry - now get folding!

I insert a dishwasher.

[phillip1882]

you get clean dishes

i insert einstein

[Jplus]

You get a fridge that only need a heat source to work.

I insert heat.

[phillip1882]

you get cooked

i insert my keyboard

[Jplus]

You get chimpanzees who can type.

I insert a banana.

[phillip1882]

you get a bunch

i insert the brady bunch

[ratammer]

You get the Addams Family.

I put in a baby dragon.

[phillip1882]

you get a fire breather

i insert magic

[somitomi]

You get a server crash

I insert a DOS diskette

[Suzaku]

You get a prompt to "Insert next diskette," but there are no more.

I insert a Windows ME CD.

[phillip1882]

you get linux

i insert two operating systems

[Jplus]

you get a boot order problem

I insert a pair of old boots

[Suzaku]

You get mud tracked through the house.

I insert the house.

[phillip1882]

you get a home

i insert 2

[Suzaku]

You get 10₂

I insert 10₁₆

[Freddino18]

You receive a note reading: "What base is the base in?"

I insert a loop of twine

[phillip1882]

you get a haystack

i insert a pitchfork into the haystack

[Jplus]

you pull out a skewered sleeping bag, and realize the pitchfork was supposed to go in the vending machine

I insert a torn sleeping bag

[Suzaku]

You get a worn hammock.

I put in a ship of the line.

[phillip1882]

you get sailing

i insert engineering

[Suzaku]

You get a steam locomotive.

I insert some steam.

[Freddino18]

You get a summer sale

I insert a greasy box

[Suzaku]

You get a bunch of dirty fivers.

I insert a knuckle sandwich.

[Jplus]

You get a complete set of spare teeth.

I insert the tooth fairy.