Longest time as the last post

[ratammer]

Hey! That's not how this works!

[chridd]

Oh, right, this is how you move a thing to the other side of the equation:
a - b = c - d
a x b = c -² d
x = (c -² d)/(ab)

[ratammer]

Oh dear.

[chridd]

x = 0
x = 0

[ratammer]

Good night.

[chridd]

boom!
boom!
bang pop fizzzle

[ratammer]

From my point of view, you're too late!

[chridd]

Because you don't have Fourth of July in England, so you skipped directly from the third to the fifth?

[ratammer]

Because we have the right time zone.

[chridd]

The right time zone is one that skips a day?

[heuristically_alone]

I learned how to skip as a young child

[chridd]

*skips to night time*

[ratammer]

The rat returns.

[chridd]

You're backammer

[ratammer]

*tries to look at my back, confused*

[chridd]

*you see two tails*

[ratammer]

*spins them*

[chridd]

Hi, up there!

[ratammer]

Maybe I've had two tails for long enough.

[chridd]

*transforms you into Ninetales*

[ratammer]

That's way too many!

[chridd]

*transforms you into a regular fox*

[ratammer]

That's still not what I am.

[chridd]

You're not foxammer?

[ratammer]

I'm clearly labelled!