Vending machine

[phillip1882]

you get blonde

i insert elgoonishshive

[Suzaku]

You get gibberish.

I insert a gibberling.

[phillip1882]

you get misunderstood

i insert language

[Suzaku]

You get information.

I put in emotion.

[chridd]

You get

I insert

[phillip1882]

you get emotes

i insert my user name

[Suzaku]

You get YouSirName

I insert a basket-hilted broadsword.

[phillip1882]

you get defense

i insert a G

[Suzaku]

You get an OMG!!!!!!!!!

I insert a ROFLMAO.

[phillip1882]

you get humor

i insert germs

[heuristically_alone]

You get tissues.

I insert toilet paper

[Suzaku]

You get a roll.

I insert a role.

[phillip1882]

you get a part

i insert Homestar runner

[Suzaku]

You get a pair of chaps.

I put in pantaloons.

[phillip1882]

you get an outfit

i insert the inverse square law

[Suzaku]

You get the square-cube law.

I insert Poe's law.

[phillip1882]

you get the afterlife

i insert a ghost

[Suzaku]

You get a spirit level.

I put in a plumb line.

[Freddino18]

You get an unimaginatively named plumbing company in my area.

I insert a flame color changer.

[phillip1882]

you get beautiful fire

i insert string theory

[Suzaku]

You get compactified into the 6th generation.

I insert all of Generation Z.

[somitomi]

You get grumbling about kids these days

I insert all the baby boomers

[Suzaku]

You get a whole bunch more babies.

I insert a mechanical watch.

[phillip1882]

you get the time of day

i insert space-time

[Suzaku]

You get gravitationally lensed.

I put in a magnifying lens.