Vending machine

[Suzaku]

You get a loud retching sound.

I insert a clean pillow.

[phillip1882]

you get a good nights sleep

i insert a hand shake

[Suzaku]

You get a milk shake.

I insert a set of VR goggles.

[phillip1882]

you get entertainment

i insert my dance

[Suzaku]

You get a standing ovation.

I put in an egg salad.

[phillip1882]

you get scrambled lettuce

i insert french toast

[Suzaku]

You get a croque monsieur.

I put in a croque madame.

[ratammer]

You get Madame Tussaud.

I put in Cinderella.

[Suzaku]

You get covered in ash.

I input some volcanic ash.

[Freddino18]

You get an immortal ten-year-old

I insert a controller that can be separated into halves

[phillip1882]

you get half of a video game

i insert the game assassins creed

[chridd]

You get a controller that assassinates people.

I insert the creed of an actual assassin.

[ratammer]

You get the cream of an actual asparagus.

I put in Ncuti Gatwa.

[phillip1882]

you get the 15th doctor who

i insert doctor who

[Freddino18]

You get a plague of amnesia

I insert a Sarcopterygian

[Suzaku]

You get a Sacabambaspis.

I insert a Japanese spider crab.

[phillip1882]

you get sea food

i insert the vending machine

[Suzaku]

You get a matryoshka doll.

I put in a three-dollar bill.

[Freddino18]

You get a twenty-cent piece

I insert a Llanowar Tribe

[phillip1882]

(had to look that up)
you get magic the gathering

i insert actual magic

[chridd]

You get sufficiently-advanced technology

I insert Technology: The Gathering

[phillip1882]

you get an education

i insert plasma

[chridd]

you get GNOME

I insert Linux

[phillip1882]

you get mint

i insert lisp programing language

[LingEarth]

You get a lot of parenthesis.

I insert my hair.