Vending machine

[ratammer]

You get twue love.

I put in a consonant.

[chridd]

You get an IPA chart.

I put in a vowel.

[ratammer]

You get a debate about the letter Y.

I put in a lottery.

[chridd]

You get a losing lottery ticket.

I put in a bus.

[somitomi]

You get betrayal

I put in a mafia

[ratammer]

You get Among Us.

I put in Diddy Kong.

[quasijem]

You get scratched and jumped on.

I put in the ingredients for a pancake.

[LingEarth]

You get a cake pan

I put in this post.

[quasijem]

I put in this post.

You get a notification.

I put in some hot stuff.

[somitomi]

you get this evening

I put in a dancing queen

[The Snide Sniper]

You feel the beat on the tambourine.

I put in a gold bar.

[ratammer]

You get served a gold cocktail.

I put in a gravestone.

[chridd]

You get an avatar

I put in my avatar.

[ratammer]

You get covered in butterflies.

I put in October.

[chridd]

You get a month that's still a long ti—wait what how is it already so late in September?

I put in the concept of time.

[ratammer]

You get the consent of Tim.

I put in a Piranha Plant.

[heuristically_alone]

You get free DLC.

I put in October 5th, the date of the last Smash Ultimate dlc reveal.

[ratammer]

You get yet another Fire Emblem character.

I put in a vegan hot dog.

[quasijem]

You get a hot vegan dog.

I put in a valve.

[ratammer]

You get Half-Life 3.

I put in the Hallowe'en Mafia game.

[quasijem]

You get spooked.

I put in a torpedo.

[ratammer]

You get a tornado.

I put in a tomato.

[quasijem]

You get a potat-o.

I put in an anagram.

[ratammer]

You get Panama urinating.

I put in a video game character selection screen.

[heuristically_alone]

You get not enough options.

I put in the settings button.