Longest time as the last post

[ratammer]

Vowels are too essential. They're more like starters.

[chridd]

Gd nght

[ratammer]

See? Your party feels incomplete.

[chridd]

Bt yoo is one of the less-common vowels; maybe yor party only starts with a, e, i, and o (and sometimes the dal-type y).

[ratammer]

Perhaps.

[chridd]

meow

[ratammer]

*squeak*

[chridd]

meow

[ratammer]

Starting next week, I'm switching from 5 days a week in the office to 3.

[chridd]

Two more days in the onice
or the offvapor?

[ratammer]

Whichever name you'd use for my house.

[chridd]

Well, I haven't seen your house, so I don't know whether it's an onice or an offvapor.

[ratammer]

How would you tell?

[chridd]

Well, which would you use to describe it?

[ratammer]

I wouldn't.

[chridd]

…so, then, two more days in the indescribable house.

[ratammer]

Just how I like it.

[chridd]

*tries to describe your house*

[ratammer]

And fails?

[chridd]

Yes.

[ratammer]

The prophecy is fulfilled.

[chridd]

meow

[ratammer]

Good meowning.

[chridd]

Good squenight

[ratammer]

That's the stuff.