2910: "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"

[ratammer]

Title text: You know that asteroid that almost destroyed Earth in the 90s? Turns out the whole thing was secretly created by Michael Bay, who then PAID Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck to look heroic while blowing it up!

That sounds like too much effort to make a song. I should just, like, walk outside of my house, then make a song called Walking Outside of My House.

[somitomi]

I should just, like, walk outside of my house, then make a song called Walking Outside of My House.

That sounds like too much effort for a song. I should just sit in my room and write a song called Sitting In My Room

[commodorejohn]

I should just, like, walk outside of my house, then make a song called Walking Outside of My House.

That sounds like too much effort for a song. I should just sit in my room and write a song called Sitting In My Room

That still sounds like too much effort. I should just record an existing recording about sitting in a room.

[heuristically_alone]

I should just, like, walk outside of my house, then make a song called Walking Outside of My House.

That sounds like too much effort for a song. I should just sit in my room and write a song called Sitting In My Room

That still sounds like too much effort. I should just record an existing recording about sitting in a room.

That sounds like too much effort for a song. I should just pay someone to record an existing recording about sitting in a room.