pretty straight forward, post a quote modified for humor
give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day, teach a man to fish, and you give up your monopoly of fisheries.
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phillip1882
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misquote a quote
lover of chess, baduk, and civ 4.
capable of eating sin, removing negative energy, and healing while sleeping.
capable of eating sin, removing negative energy, and healing while sleeping.
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Sean Quixote
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If a butterfly flaps its wings in Peking, you must acquit.
"Come, Sancho Pizza, we must ride forth and vanquish these sea monsters"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
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phillip1882
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when i give food to the poor they call me a saint. when i give food to the rich, they call me an idiot.
lover of chess, baduk, and civ 4.
capable of eating sin, removing negative energy, and healing while sleeping.
capable of eating sin, removing negative energy, and healing while sleeping.
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Sean Quixote
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You like me? Really? Really, really? Like, me....? Why?
"Come, Sancho Pizza, we must ride forth and vanquish these sea monsters"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
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phillip1882
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yo know her life was saved by something other than medicine.
lover of chess, baduk, and civ 4.
capable of eating sin, removing negative energy, and healing while sleeping.
capable of eating sin, removing negative energy, and healing while sleeping.
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The spaceships hung in the sky much the same way that bricks do.
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't beat it if it's dead.
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heuristically_alone
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Two roads diverged in a wood
And I took the one less traveled
And that made no difference at all.
And I took the one less traveled
And that made no difference at all.
If you think tough men are dangerous, wait til you see what weak men are capable of.
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phillip1882
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if you come to a fork in the road, eat with it.
lover of chess, baduk, and civ 4.
capable of eating sin, removing negative energy, and healing while sleeping.
capable of eating sin, removing negative energy, and healing while sleeping.
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Sean Quixote
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, give him this coin, and say these words to him: "valar morghulis."
"Come, Sancho Pizza, we must ride forth and vanquish these sea monsters"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
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phillip1882
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in the beginning God created the universe. some thought that was bad move.
lover of chess, baduk, and civ 4.
capable of eating sin, removing negative energy, and healing while sleeping.
capable of eating sin, removing negative energy, and healing while sleeping.
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Sean Quixote
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Why does this map of the galaxy say "there's coffee in that nebula" on all of the uncharted areas? That... just doesn't seem right.
"Come, Sancho Pizza, we must ride forth and vanquish these sea monsters"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"
"Don't they look like watermills to you?"