Scissors, paper, rock, wineglass

[Jplus]

autoimmune disease

[Freddino18]

A medical study for a vaccine

[Jplus]

a virus

[Freddino18]

Anti-vaxxer's kid

[Jplus]

anti-vaxxer

[Freddino18]

Empirical evidence (they ignore it)

[Jplus]

a falsifyable false theory

[Freddino18]

This game (you killed it lol)

[Jplus]

Wait how did I kill it?

spare time

[Freddino18]

Nobody responded until I made that cop-out post.

A side project

[Jplus]

How does spare time defeat a side project?

[Freddino18]

You finish them in your spare time

[Jplus]

Haha!

boredom

[somitomi]

My will to live

[Jplus]

your imminent death

[Freddino18]

My career

[Jplus]

having a shoebox with $1 bills for a bank account

[somitomi]

A bank run

your imminent death

You overestimate my will to live

[Jplus]

a bank

[heuristically_alone]

Bank customers

[Jplus]

a clean floor

[Freddino18]

Bacteria (Five Second Rule no longer applies)

[somitomi]

Domestos, killing 99% of them

[Jplus]

Are you playing chainsaw, or do you mean that Domestos is defeated by bacteria because it does not kill all of them?

[Freddino18]

(I really wanna say domestos violence but this isn't chainsaw lol)

A dirty toilet