Vending machine

[Freddino18]

You get a pile of fluff

I insert headphones.

[phillip1882]

you get music

i insert four dimensional chess

[Freddino18]

You get the Terminator Gambit

I insert two extra players and a four-player board

[phillip1882]

you get complex

i insert a dollar

[chridd]

You get a soda.

I insert a pony.

[Freddino18]

You get a tail

I insert a soda

[phillip1882]

you get thirsty

i insert a snake

[Sean Quixote]

You get that cool S you used to like drawing when you were a kid.

I put my own surplus enjoyment in the machine.

[phillip1882]

the machine spreads joy everywhere

i insert a police officer

[chridd]

You get arrested.

I insert a defense lawyer.

[somitomi]

You get acquitted

I insert an appeal

[phillip1882]

you get the supreme court

i insert a laundry list

[chridd]

You get clean clothes.

I insert a shopping list.

[somitomi]

You get clean groceries

I insert a blacklist

[phillip1882]

you get killed

i insert a killing spree

[Freddino18]

You get an assist medal

I insert a huge fart

[phillip1882]

you get very stinky

i insert a bath

[heuristically_alone]

You get a Prefect bathroom.

I insert a ghost.

[phillip1882]

you get haunted

i insert my best friend

[somitomi]

You get your worst enemy

I insert a supervillain

[phillip1882]

you get the justice league

i insert law and order

[Freddino18]

You get a new unit of measurement

I insert an overheating laptop

[somitomi]

You get a completely different laptop

I insert 20 dollars and my self respect

[phillip1882]

you get depression and a burger

i insert abundant love

[Freddino18]

You get a completely different laptop

Wait how did you know?

You get a burning ring.

I insert a cute bookmark.