2847: "Dendrochronology"

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2847: "Dendrochronology"

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Title text: These anomalies are known as Miyake events, named for the pioneering scientist who discovered them and was tragically devoured by a carnivorous tree.

Luckily fossilised tree trunks contain a complete record of the species that went extinct during these events, providing important data to paleontologists.
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Re: 2847: "Dendrochronology"

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Carnivorous trees also have incredibly large penises.
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