Vending machine

[ratammer]

You get un magasin.

I put in some oranges, lemons, and grapefruits.

[somitomi]

You get lemonade

I put in noise cancelling headphones.

[chridd]

You can't hear it give you anything. You reach in and nothing appears to be there, but all the ambient noise in the room has stopped.
(You somehow got the abstract concept of silence.)

I put in noise-making headphones.

[ratammer]

You get full-sized speakers strapped to your ears.

I put in a plate of sushi.

[chridd]

You get a plate of cooked fish.

I put in the variable x.

[somitomi]

You get coefficient ϑ

I put in an Ikea lamp

[marionic]

You get an Ikea moth.

I put in some cream.

[ratammer]

You get some scream.

I put in Starscream.

[heuristically_alone]

You get ice cream.

I put in whipped cream.

[ratammer]

You get Indiana Jones's whip.

I put in Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White.

[The Snide Sniper]

You get Gandalf the Light-Gray.

I put in a lump of enriched uranium.

[ratammer]

You get some poor uranium.

I put in the whole of Forum Games.

[Lavender Manna]

you get the worlds largest battery

i put in a batman action figure

[ratammer]

You get Robin's bisexuality.

I put in a judge's gavel.

[The Snide Sniper]

You get a Guilty verdict.

I put in a sack of babies.

[Lavender Manna]

you get a wave o babies


i put in a haunted piano that plays itself

[somitomi]

You get a haunted pianist who gets played.

I put in a blowtorch

[ratammer]

You get... blown by a torch? That's weird...

I put in a horoscope.

[chridd]

You get a device that can see horrors.

I put in a hologram.

[somitomi]

You get a device that can weigh halos.

I put in a tomograph

[ratammer]

You get this:



I put in an anime girl.

[The Snide Sniper]

You get a cat.

I put in Godzilla.

[quasijem]

You get a zillion gods.

I put in the ingredients for sushi.

[ratammer]

You get a glob of wasabi.

I put in ribs.

[quasijem]

You get steak eyes.

I put in my phone number.