Vending machine

[ratammer]

You get some butterscotch.

I put in a MIDI sequence.

[quasijem]

You also get some upbeat hip-hop.

I combine the upbeat hip-hops and put in the resulting off-beat hip-hop.

[Suzaku]

You get a dram of scotch.

I put in a slug.

[quasijem]

You get a snail shell.

I put in a phownix wright.

[chridd]

You get an owbjection.

I put in an owl.

[somitomi]

You get a house, hoot hoot.

I put in Alex Hirsch

[The Snide Sniper]

You get a schoolbus full of traumatized kids.

I put in a fake dollar bill.

[chridd]

You get a fake soda.

I put in $√-1.

[The Snide Sniper]

You get an imaginary soda.

I put in $(1+0.3i+0.4j+0.5k).

[chridd]

You get a rotating soda.

I put in $1, by which I mean the first captured group in a regular expression, not one dollar.

[Suzaku]

You get two problems

I put in a Python

[ratammer]

You get antigravity.

I put in a "NO SMOKING" sign.

[chridd]

You get vaping.

I put in a "NO SMOKING OR VAPING" sign.

[Suzaku]

You get healthy lungs.

I put in a lung fish.

[heuristically_alone]

You get a broken ankle.

I put in a raw egg.

[Suzaku]

You get salmonella.

I put in a broad-spectrum antibiotic.

[somitomi]

You get a narrowband radio signal

I put in some white noise

[The Snide Sniper]

You get black noise.

I put in green noise.

[Suzaku]

You get a purple haze.

I put in a mondegreen.

[ratammer]

You get a bending machine.

I put in Semrush [Bot].

[chridd]

You get a robot dog.

I put in Tango.

[ratammer]

You get Fanta.

I put in a Pritt Stick.

[quasijem]

You get glue all over your handspaws, and get to peel it all off!

I put in a bananana peeel.

[somitomi]

You get a Peel microcar

I put in a Matchbox car

[ratammer]

You get a car that's on fire.

I put in a chocolate muffin.