Vending machine

[ratammer]

You get a plughole.

I put in a raft.

[chridd]

The raft disappears into the black hole and nothing comes out.

I put in an antimatter black hole

[somitomi]

You get a frustrated cosmologist

I put in the Apollo CSM.

[heuristically_alone]

You get a white hole.

I put in emptiness.

[ratammer]

You get a hole in your heart.

I put in an empty banana skin.

[chridd]

You get a blue shell.

I put in a full banana skin (i.e., a banana)

[ratammer]

You get a banana skin full of strawberries.

I put in Stephen Fry.

[heuristically_alone]

You get a lot of bad jokes.

I put in a smoothie.

[The Snide Sniper]

You get a banana and two apples.

I put in a kerbal.

[heuristically_alone]

You get a Kirby.

I put in a fork.

[ratammer]

You get a spork.

I put in Spock.

[Suzaku]

You get a smock.

I put in a dress.

[somitomi]

You get a press

I put in a song

[The Snide Sniper]

You get a Karaoke set.

I put in a lemon.

[chridd]

You get lemonade.

I put in life.

[Suzaku]

You getJohn Conway

I put in a convoy.

[ratammer]

You get Optimus Prime.

I put in the time vortex.

[chridd]

You get an empty reel.

I put in the link to the Forum Games Discord.

[ratammer]

You get welcomed in.

I put in Jimmy T.

[Suzaku]

You get a Thang

I put in a thong.

[ratammer]

You get a sandal.

I put in a crystal ball.

[chridd]

You get a level-ending gate shaped like an eagle head.

I put in a ? orb.

[heuristically_alone]

You get a super Mario world orb.

I put in a radio from the 60s.

[Suzaku]

You get a hip beat.

I put in a beat up hip.

[quasijem]

You get some upbeat hip-hop.

I put in a game of hop-scotch.