Longest time as the last post

[chridd]

*doesn't drink the interrobangs*

[ratammer]

*doesn't drink the interrobangs*

Thanks, that's what I needed.

[chridd]

*tries to find some potable interrobangs*

[ratammer]

I don't think they exist.

[chridd]

*puts some interrobangs through a water filter*

[ratammer]

The interrobangs are filtered out.

[chridd]

oh no it filtered out all of the punctuation now you wont know where my sentences end everything will just look like one runon sentence

[ratammer]

Without punctuation, your italic tags shouldn't have worked.

[chridd]

italics arent punctuation they're formatting

[ratammer]

That apostrophe in "they're" is, though.

[chridd]

looks like my punctuation is starting to come back

that or jan misali's claim that apostrophe is a letter is right

[ratammer]

That's impostrophossible!

[chridd]

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz'
The quick brown fox doesn't jump over the lazy dog.
Jackdaws loven't my big sphinx of quartz.
Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow's.

[ratammer]

*cringes at "vow's"*

[chridd]

*misspell's word's*

[ratammer]

[chridd]

gho'ti

gh as in fish
o as in women
' as in aren't
ti as in patient

[ratammer]

Fish women aren't patient? What did they do to deserve that criticism?

...Also, fish doesn't have "gh" in it.

[chridd]

Oops.

Laughing women aren't patient, then?

[ratammer]

That's still insulting!

[chridd]

Laughing women are doctor

[ratammer]

?

[heuristically_alone]

Eating some eggs and ham

[ratammer]

Nice.

[chridd]

Are they green?