Vending machine

[phillip1882]

you get a case of

i insert a good genie

[Sean Quixote]

You get a parrot.

I put a chronosynclastic infundibulum into the machine.

[phillip1882]

everything you do is right


i insert the outer limits

[Freddino18]

You get the inner machinations.

I insert a toenail clipping.

[LingEarth]

You get a lock of hair.

I insert ChatGPT.

[ratammer]

I insert a tiara.

[Freddino18]

You get a pretty dress.

I insert a shaker cup.

[ratammer]

You get maracas.

You get a pretty dress.

I insert the heart eyes emoji.

[Sean Quixote]

The heart-eyes transform themselves into smaller faces. Specifically, the barfing emoji. The smaller meta-eyes are supposed to look like less than/greater than symbols, but due to some esoteric error involving a variation selector they get rendered as mojibake and Zalgo. The vomit spills out of the mouths of the heart-eyes and into the larger mouth. But, it's barfing out of love, so it's a good thing; the smile of the larger face only grows as it drinks the love-vomit. Also, a short .wav clip is playing on a loop -- it's the tune of "Love Shack", but instead, the singer is singing "the barf sack is a little old place where..."



I put the machine into itself.

[phillip1882]

you get everything that has been inserted so far

i insert love

[Sean Quixote]

You get a song.


I insert a clipboard.

[phillip1882]

you get a paperclip

I insert gravity

[Sean Quixote]

You get shmlavity.

I put shml-reduplication in the machine.

[phillip1882]

you get copies of the vending machine

i insert super mario bros.

[Freddino18]

You get sonic the hedgehog

I insert some lemonade.

[somitomi]

You get lemons

I insert melons

[phillip1882]

you get water


i insert water

[somitomi]

You get melons

I instert lemons

[Sean Quixote]

You almost get a palindromic sequence. But, not quite.


I put a c-c-c-c-combobreaker into the vending machine!

[phillip1882]

You get the video game killer instinct

I insert microsoft

[Sean Quixote]

You get a Unix system.

I put spray paint in the machine.

[phillip1882]

you get a picture

i insert language

[Freddino18]

You get a symbol.

I insert a podcast.

[phillip1882]

you get information

i insert the Riddler

[Sean Quixote]

You get a bucket with a hole in it.

I put tree fiddy in the machine.