Vending machine

[phillip1882]

you get a whale

i insert tuna

[chridd]

You get a harmonica

I insert a bass

[Sean Quixote]

You receive a SolidGoldMagikarp.

I put a glitch token into the machine.

[phillip1882]

you get a divide by 0

i insert babies

[phillip1882]

you get a divide by 0

i insert babies

[phillip1882]

sorry about the double, is there a way to delete?

[Freddino18]

You get two families

I insert a bathtub and a damaged wall

[phillip1882]

you get wet

i insert the ocean

[Freddino18]

You get a Duke.

I insert wire cutters.

[ratammer]

You get wife critters, e.g. a ratwife.

I insert a rollercoaster.

[phillip1882]

you get a wild ride


i insert the witch of the west

[Freddino18]

You get an East Coast goth.

I insert a lobster.

[somitomi]

You get a crab

I insert the sleep I've been missing

[phillip1882]

you get well rested

i insert math

[ratammer]

You get a degree.

I insert an open grave.

[phillip1882]

you get a tombstone


i insert my email address

[chridd]

You get spam.

I insert some canned meat.

[ratammer]

You get the can-can.

I insert a millionaire.

[phillip1882]

you get a philanthropist

i insert the next generation

[ratammer]

You get Deep Space Nine.

I insert Ruy López de Segura.

[phillip1882]

you get chess


i insert french

[Sean Quixote]

You get pardoned.


I put underwater basket weaving in the machine.

[LingEarth]

You get a basket full of water.

I insert yesterday.

[phillip1882]

you get tomorrow

i insert the speed of light

[somitomi]

you get the speed of darkness

I insert Mondays