Longest time as the last post

[madge]

good thing he's so tiny! easily fits in the cutlery basket!

[chridd]

Nice clean rat!

[madge]

*snuggles clean rat*

[ratammer]

Nooooooooooooo

[madge]

you smell all lemony!!!!

[ratammer]

*rolls around in mud*

[madge]

ahhh, you found my jar of French kaolin clay face mask!!!! It's so luxurious, right???

Your fur is so soft and clean now!!

[chridd]

meow

[madge]

Would you like a clay masque for your fur?

[ratammer]

I would like to stink.

[madge]

You smell like clay!

[chridd]

Is clay stinky?

[ratammer]

*scampers down into a sewer*

[chridd]

*rescues ratammer before she gets down there*

[madge]

*harvests some sewer algae and sells it as a boujee skincare treatment*

[ratammer]

*escapes back to the sewer*

[chridd]

Nooo! You'll get dirty down there! You don't want to be dirty, do you?

[ratammer]

I do! I do want to be a dirty little rat!

[madge]

you know you're perpetuating a harmful stereotype right

[chridd]

meow

[madge]

you're also perpetuating a harmful stereotype smh

[chridd]

meow?

[ratammer]

you know you're perpetuating a harmful stereotype right

But stinky rat is who I am! I've got no problem with rats who don't want to be stinky.

Now, are you going to join me in the sewer or not?

[madge]

but i just put on my kaolin clay facemask and my sewer kelp body scrub i am so clean

[chridd]

meow