Vending machine

[phillip1882]

you get a musical instrument

i insert happiness

[heuristically_alone]

You get cyanide.

I insert pigeons.

[Freddino18]

You get Brown noise.

I insert browned trousers.

[phillip1882]

you get a poop stain

i insert evolution

[Freddino18]

You get a crab leg

I insert butter sauce

[phillip1882]

you get a peanut buter and jelly sandwich

i insert moth man

[Freddino18]

You get Squonk

I insert a puddle of tears

[heuristically_alone]

You get a therapist.

I insert Robin Hood.

[Freddino18]

You get an empty bag

I insert a space toilet

[phillip1882]

you get poop in space

i insert the vending machine

[heuristically_alone]

You get all its contents.

I insert all the vending machine's contents.

[Sean Quixote]

You get a strange loop.

I insert Samuel Barber's String Quartet in B minor.

[Freddino18]

You get an enormous penis

I insert lubricant

[ratammer]

You get

I insert

[Sean Quixote]

You get mojibake.

I insert a counterbore.

[Freddino18]

You get a pan-head Phillips

I insert Trex Transcend® Composite Decking

[somitomi]

You get trimmed bushes

I insert a lawnmower

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You get

I insert

Ah, so that's why you needed this image

[ratammer]

You get a Land Rover.

I insert Lisbon.

[Sean Quixote]

You get the isle of Lesbos.


I put a correlation coefficient in the vending machine.

[Freddino18]

You get a Fourier Transform

I insert an Autobot

[ratammer]

You get a Maximal.

I put in Mick Jagger.

[Sean Quixote]

You get Mitch Conner.


I put the silence that serves as the foundation of creativity into the machine.

[somitomi]

You get surface noise from the runout groove of a record

I instert the coming together of all the quantised fields of the universe.

[phillip1882]

you get universal knowledge

i insert the python programming language

[heuristically_alone]

You get a computer made by mice.

I insert a dolphin.