2750: "Flatten the Planets"

Post by **ratammer** » Wed Mar 15, 2023 9:53 pm

Title text: We'll turn the asteroid belt into ball bearings to go between different rings orbiting at different speeds.

"Give me a place to stand and a rolling pin big enough, and I can flatten the Earth." - Archimedes

chridd · Post by **chridd** » Wed Mar 15, 2023 11:54 pm

So the character here is a flat earther?

Post by **The Snide Sniper** » Thu Mar 16, 2023 12:10 am

He's the guy at the heart of the flat earth conspiracy.

Freddino18 · Post by **Freddino18** » Thu Mar 16, 2023 7:37 am

We all strive to be Jupiters, but most of us are closer to Saturn.

Post by **ratammer** » Thu Mar 16, 2023 1:42 pm

I'd like Uranus.

Old Bruce · Post by **Old Bruce** » Thu Mar 16, 2023 5:13 pm

Pluto!

heuristically_alone · Post by **heuristically_alone** » Fri Mar 17, 2023 4:21 am

ratammer wrote: ↑Thu Mar 16, 2023 1:42 pm I'd like Uranus.

It's all yours.

Freddino18 · Post by **Freddino18** » Fri Mar 17, 2023 6:14 am

Don't give away my butt like that!

Post by **ratammer** » Fri Mar 17, 2023 6:14 am

Too late!

Freddino18 · Post by **Freddino18** » Fri Mar 17, 2023 6:18 am

I mean, you can have it, but it should have been me doing the giving.

heuristically_alone · Post by **heuristically_alone** » Fri Mar 17, 2023 5:44 pm

Can't we all share in the giving?

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