Longest time as the last post

[ratammer]

I'd jack your pot.

[chridd]

mrowl

[ratammer]

Where is my humanwife? I think she would want to see what has happened.

[chridd]

meow

[madge]

sorry for taking a break to this thread but what the heck happened to my ratwife???? r u my catwife now???

[ratammer]

sorry for taking a break to this thread but what the heck happened to my ratwife???? r u my catwife now???

It seems so. I hope you don't find me any less attractive, dear. <3

[madge]

but your username is ratamer???? and not catammer??????? i don't know what to believe

[ratammer]

That's just a username! What you should be focusing on is my sexy new body!

[madge]

.... wait, are we allowed to do sex to each other?

[ratammer]

We did it when I was a rat, didn't we?

[madge]

yes but didn't a certain robo cat have an issue with it?

[ratammer]

Then let's make it quick before she's back!

[madge]

*nervously does a sex*

[ratammer]

No need to be nervous! That was a good sex. <3

[madge]

I don't know why it always lasts like 8 hours, i feel like maybe that's too long?

[ratammer]

We're just that good.

[madge]

the pyrotechnics were particularly effective this time

[chridd]

MEOW!

[madge]

oh no!!! the pyrotechnics scared the cat - wait, you're both cats?????

[chridd]

meow

[madge]

i'm so confused i was just beginning to understand my rathusband and now he's become my cathusband and the cat isn't the same?????

[ratammer]

We are just not a conventional family. And that's okay. <3

[chridd]

meow

[madge]

and i love it for that reason

[ratammer]

All this talk of sex with a cat and I never even made a "getting some pussy" joke. I must be losing my touch.