Scissors, paper, rock, wineglass

[Jplus]

The opposite of rock, paper, scissors, chainsaw: you post something that would be defeated by the previous post.

Garlic.

[phillip1882]

vampire

[Jplus]

spleen

[The Snide Sniper]

High blood sugar

[Jplus]

Does a spleen defeat that? I thought that was the pancreas. Anyway.

fatigue

[The Snide Sniper]

Does a spleen defeat that? I thought that was the pancreas.

Oh, you're right, my bad.

Productivity

[Jplus]

deadlines

[Freddino18]

Procrastination?

[somitomi]

Last-minute panic

[Jplus]

A cardiac arrest (the adrenalin released by the panic might restart the heart)

[Freddino18]

A marathon runner

[Jplus]

Cheetah (they run faster initially, but marathon runners can keep up their speed for much longer)

[Freddino18]

A young wildebeest

[Jplus]

wildebeest milk

[Freddino18]

Me (lactose intolerant (Similar amount to cows))

[Jplus]

soy milk

[Freddino18]

Me again (soy allergy)

[The Snide Sniper]

Oat milk

[Jplus]

parking meter

[Freddino18]

Someone going into the store for "just a few minutes"

[Jplus]

kids forced to go shopping with their parents

[phillip1882]

play time

[Jplus]

boredom

[The Snide Sniper]

My antique pocketwatch, now disassembled on my desk

[Jplus]

a disassembled boring quartz watch with button cell