Longest time as the last post

[ratammer]

*summers greatly*

[chridd]

*springs up*

[ratammer]

It hasn't even started yet!

[madge]

do you know where i live as well as the traditional three-month european seasons we have six two-month Indigenous seasons? We're currently in Bunuru, which is also called "the second summer". I do not like Bunuru, it is very hot.

[ratammer]

Cool! But also, hot.

[madge]

it's actually cooled down since last week! which is a relief as we're going camping Saturday night

[ratammer]

Yay! Have fun!

[madge]

I will when I go!

[ratammer]

I came into the thread and saw your post without remembering the context, and interpreted "go" in the "to the toilet" sense.

Have fun with that too!

[madge]

I have yet to poop this morning so I will think of you when I do!

[ratammer]

That's the loveliest thing you've said to me yet, dear. <3

[madge]

I'm about to go now!!!

[ratammer]

Yay!

[madge]

update: success!

[chridd]

…

[madge]

in related news i subscribed to toilet paper deliveries and through a series of hilarious misunderstandings i have a 2 years' supply of toilet paper en route to my house

[ratammer]

2 years of fun toilet time!

[chridd]

…what sort of misunderstandings?

[madge]

It doesn't matter so much because I managed to find friends willing to buy the other box

[ratammer]

I wish your friends good poop times too.

[madge]

they will definitely receive them because they will have three ply 100% recycled toilet paper that donates part proceeds to the Closing The Gap initiative which aims to close the appalling 10 year gap in life expectancy between Indigenous and non-Indigenous Australians and has cool art on the wrappers

[chridd]

*rereads the first post* Oh, you did intend to subscribe to some toilet paper delivery service and the misunderstanding was how much?

Anyhow, I didn't know toilet paper was a thing you could subscribe to.
(Or is "subscribe to deliveries" just how your dialect says "order"?)

[madge]

no i subscribed to a toilet paper delivery and it suggested like six monthly but there are only two butts in my house most of the time and it kept on saying "your order is about to be dispatched, do you want to delay it or do you need it?" and I would keep on saying "hey can you delay it another 2-3 months" (by clicking on a button for the new date) and anyway a week ago i was like "it is time for more toilet paper to be ordered" so I clicked on what I *thought* was a button saying "send the order, that is scheduled for next week, now instead of next week" but what I actually clicked on was "please send me some toilet paper, independent of my subscription", so the toilet paper company was like "ok cool she wants some TP" and then two days later when my subscription activated it was like "okay cool we're sending her the TP she subscribed to" and so i now know that two big boxes of toilet paper are in the postal system making their way gently towards my butt, and the butts of my loved ones

(i emailed them saying "HELP I DIDN'T WANT ALL THAT TOILET PAPER" like 3 days ago but they have yet to respond to my email & the toilet paper shipping notification was received so I think I made my bed I need to lie in it at this point)

[ratammer]

Have I shown you my little poopy man?

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[Freddino18]

cute