Longest time as the last post

[madge]

*talk*

[chridd]

*meow*

[ratammer]

*talk*

Let's talk babies.

[chridd]

*mrowl*
*sits between ratammer and madge*

[ratammer]

Depending on how the conversation goes, you might not want to get in our way.

[madge]

i mean i believe i gave birth to chridd????? and we ended up in a stink war???

[ratammer]

Well, then I'll give birth to the next one. It's only fair.

[Freddino18]

WAT

[ratammer]

Hi Fred. Wanna make some babies with us?

[Freddino18]

YES

[madge]

*brings out a mr potato head kit*

[ratammer]

Well, not what I had in mind, but sure!

[madge]

*starts assembling a disturbingly human-looking child out of parts that are definitely not part of the official hasbro line*

[ratammer]

Aww, our child has your eyes. Won't you need them, though?

[madge]

We can share! I'll take Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays.

[ratammer]

Fine. I'm sure that won't be a confusing childhood.

[madge]

They'll learn the days of the week in no time flat!

[chridd]

Depending on how the conversation goes, you might not want to get in our way.

I was trying to get in your way so that it couldn't go in that direction. And fortunately it didn't.

Um, I mean, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow.

[madge]

*pets the kitty*

[Freddino18]

Nice kitty

[madge]

pretty kitty

[chridd]

purr

[madge]

*scritches behind ear*

[chridd]

purr

[madge]

*scritches under chin*