Longest time as the last post

[ratammer]

The stink room isn't in a building with the non-stink room. It's going to stay stinky.

[madge]

wait so i have to go outside when i go between rooms?

[ratammer]

It's the only way to be sure.

[madge]

but what if i get sweaty from the OPPRESSIVE HEAT??

[Freddino18]

hot

[ratammer]

but what if i get sweaty from the OPPRESSIVE HEAT??

Then just stay here in the stinky room with me! <3

[madge]

but i miss kitty

[ratammer]

You can go and see her when you're not all stinky and sweaty and sexy!

[madge]

but the heat outside will restinkify me even if i shower right before!

[ratammer]

That's what I mean! Wait until it's not so hot! And until then, stink in here with me!

[madge]

*sobs* I remember when we were a happy family, humanwife, ratwife, and pet cat that definitely couldn't talk. What happened to us?

[ratammer]

Like many families throughout history, we were divided by how stinky one of us insists on being.

[madge]

oh yeah? name one other family

[chridd]

meow

[madge]

I miss you, kitteh

[ratammer]

oh yeah? name one other family

The other one you have with your humanhusband!

[madge]

oh dear you're right my humanhusband is pretty stinky

[chridd]

meow

[ratammer]

oh dear you're right my humanhusband is pretty stinky

It seems you have a type!

[madge]

but my humanpartner and my humanboyfriend are not stinky!!! it looks like i am stink-neutral

[ratammer]

They'd all be stinky if we all got together.

[madge]

In one big love pile???

[ratammer]

Of course!

[chridd]

meow

[ratammer]

*squeak*