Longest time as the last post

[madge]

*the onlyfans consists of blurry, overly zoomed in photos that are hard to place*

[Freddino18]

uwu

[madge]

does seeing my blurry butt make you that sad????

[Freddino18]

horny, then sad because pp hort

[madge]

*sends you blurry photos of your own butt*

[ratammer]

Hot.

[madge]

it has been hot where i live this week! it was 37 yesterday and only went down to 26 overnight and my humanhusband turned the fan off and the aircon was not cutting it by itself, i ended up getting to sleep though

[ratammer]

Oof. On the other hand it's too cold over here!

[madge]

can u send me some cool weather my love?????

[Freddino18]

verr chill over here

[madge]

I'm waiting for the bus

[Freddino18]

*calls Chridd the Catbus over*

[madge]

*rode a regular bus*

[chridd]

I'm not a bus.

[ratammer]

can u send me some cool weather my love?????

Only if you make me hot!

[madge]

*makes ratammer hot*

[ratammer]

[madge]

*stink intensifies*

[chridd]

*tries to retreat to the non-stink room*

[ratammer]

We need to establish clear boundaries of stink and non-stink territory.

[madge]

Yeah can we put down some tape? And have an airlock and decontamination shower?

[chridd]

*presses a button on the wall of the non-stink room*
*the entire building and everyone in it becomes non-stinky*
*INCLUDING the stink room!*

[madge]

*farts*

[chridd]

*it doesn't have a smell*

[madge]

huh! that's convenient